Show off your dark sense of humor with our "Every Corpse on Mount Everest Was Once a Highly Motivated Person" T-shirt. This shirt is perfect for those who appreciate a bit of macabre wit and aren't afraid to make a bold statement about the ironies of life.
Superior Comfort and Durability
This T-shirt is crafted from 100% premium cotton, ensuring comfort and durability. The soft, breathable fabric is ideal for all-day wear, whether you're exploring the great outdoors or just hanging out casually with friends. It's built to last, maintaining its fit and vibrant print through regular wear and washes.
Striking and Thought-Provoking Design
Featuring the provocative phrase "Every Corpse on Mount Everest Was Once a Highly Motivated Person," this T-shirt is designed to grab attention and provoke thought. The bold lettering stands out clearly against the fabric, and the high-quality inks used in the printing process ensure that your shirt remains impactful and resistant to fading.
Versatile Styling Options
Available in several colors, this T-shirt offers a relaxed fit that suits any casual occasion. Its straightforward style pairs well with jeans, shorts, or hiking pants, making it a versatile addition to any adventurous or casual wardrobe. It's perfect for those who like their clothing to reflect their adventurous spirit and unique sense of humor.
Ideal for Adventurers with a Twist
If you're an outdoor enthusiast with a taste for humor that cuts a little deeper, this T-shirt is right up your alley. It's also a great conversation starter for gatherings, especially with fellow thrill-seekers who can appreciate the underlying message about the risks and realities of chasing extreme ambitions.
More Than Just a T-shirt
Wearing this T-shirt isn't just about expressing your personal style; it's about owning your perspective and perhaps reminding others of the fine line between ambition and reality. It's a wearable piece of philosophy, perfect for those who see the world through a lens that is both critical and humorously bleak.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
